A man was fishing and caught only the squid.
squid asked him: Do you let me go, do not I eat baked ah.
man said: Yes, I ask you a few questions to test it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it! The man then put the squid
to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner:
... ... hanging out ..
4: One day, 5th Floor, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. I cried myself ~ he flew up ... ... ... ...
6: personal long as onions, walked started to cry ... ....
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, Dad, I'm not a penguin ah?
8: There is a love of the ...
of corn so they decided to get married ...
wedding day ...
a corn corn ...
find another asked the body of this corn next to the popcorn: the corn you see our house up -
popcorn: my dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well ... ....
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked:
10: Q: Two people fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living What -
A: Jiaojiu Ming 啦!
11: Question: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12: One day a car ...
sit in the middle of her mother does not know the way a mother ....
mother ass with a stick hit the driver, said: Which?
Driver: This is my ass ... ..
13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; one has to go to Shandong eggs, the results become the Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to people in the yard gone, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, the results become bad; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go to River swim, the results become a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; an egg is the mother, long the ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg ... ...
14: host asked: Will the cats climb trees? Eagle Quick: Yes! Moderator: example! Eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed a tree ... then there is the owl ...
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: The man doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: ... ...
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down ... ... ...
19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator
feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: ice!
20:. Once there was a cotton candy for a long time to play the ball. He said: tired ah, I think I have the soft down of the whole person ... ... ....
21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.
22: MM University of lost looking for. Met a gentle professor.
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, the Secretary has put a section chief, said after fart: you fart! Chief said: I did not put the chief of ... soon to be removed from office, the Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man to distinguish the sun goes hundred large copy of the genuine.
drunk over snatched the money back: look, he is blind, the toilet, but in fact I was dumb.
squid asked him: Do you let me go, do not I eat baked ah.
man said: Yes, I ask you a few questions to test it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it! The man then put the squid
to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner:
... ... hanging out ..
4: One day, 5th Floor, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. I cried myself ~ he flew up ... ... ... ...
6: personal long as onions, walked started to cry ... ....
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, Dad, I'm not a penguin ah?
8: There is a love of the ...
of corn so they decided to get married ...
wedding day ...
a corn corn ...
find another asked the body of this corn next to the popcorn: the corn you see our house up -
popcorn: my dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well ... ....
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked:
10: Q: Two people fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living What -
A: Jiaojiu Ming 啦!
11: Question: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12: One day a car ...
sit in the middle of her mother does not know the way a mother ....
mother ass with a stick hit the driver, said: Which?
Driver: This is my ass ... ..
13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; one has to go to Shandong eggs, the results become the Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to people in the yard gone, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, the results become bad; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go to River swim, the results become a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; an egg is the mother, long the ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg ... ...
14: host asked: Will the cats climb trees? Eagle Quick: Yes! Moderator: example! Eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed a tree ... then there is the owl ...
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: The man doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: ... ...
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down ... ... ...
19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator
feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: ice!
20:. Once there was a cotton candy for a long time to play the ball. He said: tired ah, I think I have the soft down of the whole person ... ... ....
21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.
22: MM University of lost looking for. Met a gentle professor.
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, the Secretary has put a section chief, said after fart: you fart! Chief said: I did not put the chief of ... soon to be removed from office, the Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man to distinguish the sun goes hundred large copy of the genuine.
drunk over snatched the money back: look, he is blind, the toilet, but in fact I was dumb.
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